10knotes:

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deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

• netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
• icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

Emilia Clarke and Lena Headey for Rolling Stone.